✔ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
✔ The culture is going into a psychological depression. We are concerned about our place in the world, about being competitive: Will my children have as much as I have? Will I ever own my own home? How can I pay for a new car? Are immigrants taking away my white world?
✔ A new car is a lot more than just a new set of wheels. It is something with which you will associate beautiful memories. Congratulations.
✔ Asanti wheels, Borla exhaust and Brembo brakes – your expensive custom ride is a world apart from the cheap fakes. Congratulations for your new ride bro.
✔ As the years go by, your first car will gradually rust and die. But thinking about its sweet memories, will always remind you of the time when you first turned its keys. Congratulations.
✔ The Dodge Charger has a cult following because it is iconic and legendary. Its keys have come into the hands of a cool person like you, very deservingly. Congratulations.
✔ You have proved that you have a big pocket by splurging on such an expensive new car. Now you must show that you have a big heart too by taking us friends for fun rides. Congratulations.
✔ This is just a friendly reminder that I am more than happy to babysit your new Mercedes every time you are out of town. Just don’t forget to top up your insurance. Congratulations.
✔ First you learnt to stand on your own two feet, now you are riding on your own wheels. I wish that success follows you everywhere you go. Congratulations for your new car.
✔ I am surprised that you bought yourself a new Jeep. Now I definitely know that you are not cheap. Congratulations.
✔ Congratulations for buying a cool new Holden ute, now girls will find you super cute.
✔ Your new car is not amazing because it has a good engine in it. Your new car is amazing because you are riding it. Congratulations.
✔ I hate you for buying such a cool pickup truck, now my car is just going to suck. Congratulations anyway.
✔ Your new car is another addition to the long list of things I envy you for. Congratulations.
✔ You may owe money to the bank for your car loan, but I hope you remember that you owe me a ride too. Congratulations.
✔ Your new car is cool, just like you. Congratulations.
✔ Your hot new car deserves to be driven by someone who really knows how to drive well. You can call me any time. Congratulations.
✔ Your first car is way more luxurious and fancy than what your dad had when he was sixteen. It just shows that you are already one step ahead of your old man. Congratulations son.
✔ Do you know the common thing between your first love and your first car? You will forget neither. Congratulations for such a sweet ride.
✔ Do you know what I liked on Facebook, shared on Instagram, tweeted on Twitter and pinned on Pinterest? Pictures of your awesome new car. Congratulations.
✔ You may call your new car your sweetheart, but your girlfriend sincerely hopes that she will remain the number one sweetheart in your life. I love you.
✔ Your brand new SUV, is the coolest on the block, we all agree. Congratulations.
✔ Buying such an expensive ride is the best decision you have ever made, although I don’t even want to imagine how much you must have paid. Congratulations for your cool ride.
✔ You spent thousands and thousands of dollars on a new car. I hope you will spend a fraction of that amount to celebrate the purchase with your old friends. Congratulations mate.
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