Funny wedding card messages: Congratulations for wedding

Give the newlyweds your best wishes with a twist by using sarcasm, humor and borderline insulting quotes and sayings about marriage. Follow up your humorous wish with a nice wedding gift so that you make up for your funny stunt. Humorous messages like these will also make the funniest tweets and Facebook updates in which you can tag the newlyweds.

Funny wedding card messages: Congratulations for wedding

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupidBefore you get married, you will be madly in love with each other. After you get married, you will just be mad at each other. Congratulations. Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched.Your wife complements you perfectly. She shadows all your flaws and accentuates your qualities. Now we know why you decided to get married. Congratulations.Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding. I don’t mean to be the party pooper but I must warn you to gear up to live a life in which you will have to do all the things that you never dreamt of doing – sharing the TV, cleaning the house, putting your towel for a wash and asking for permission before going out. Congratulations to you and your wife.In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you every year? Congratulations for getting married.Your wedding signals the change of status in your life. Your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being busy. Congratulations. Your match wasn’t made in heaven. It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. Congratulations to my best buddies for getting married.The best part about your wedding is that it gives me many more parties to look forward to in the next few years – a party for your first anniversary, new home, new baby and your partner’s birthday. Congratulations buddy.Your wedding wows are actually an unsaid contract in which you agree to be tied down to your spouse all your life. Congrats buddy.Walking down the aisle on your wedding marks your first step in walking towards a hurricane called Marriage. Good luck. Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. Congratulations on your wedding.Some people say that wedding is symbolic of a guy’s transition into becoming a man. I say it is symbolic of the end of a fun bachelor life and the beginning of a boring married life. Either way, congratulations buddy.Wedding – one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. Good luck to you.The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations. I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.